Shark Alert!!!!

Samedi dernier, après 15 min de surf dans de bonnes vagues sous le soleil de Manly, le micro de plage a soudainement dit un truc du genre:

"UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
...
Everybody in the water, there s a shark swiming in the area, there s a shark swimming in the area, it's arround 2m50, we ve seen it in front of the volley ball contest so please get out of the water now!!!!"

Malgré le ton autoritaire de l'injonction, qui au demeurant ne me sied guère, je me suis exécuté sur le champ, tout comme je vous le dis!